here comes the sun…

I really do love the last few weeks of the spring semester. It’s a glorious free-for-all of delirious, out-of-their-head students and equally exhausted professors, which makes for some pretty entertaining exchanges. Don’t believe me?

PUBLIC SPEAKING:

While a group gave their speech on male/female non-verbal communication…

Student: What exactly would be a male gesture?

Other Student: This. *Beats fists on chest*

COMMERCIAL PRINTING:

Professor: Has anyone in here ever stuck their hand in a bucket of anti-setoff powder?

*Hand shoots up*

Professor: Okay, yeah. What did it feel like?

Student: Like touching a cloud.

SOCIOLOGY:

Professor: No, the final isn’t cumulative. Does anyone remember what conspicuous consumption means?

*One hand shoots up*

Professor: Really, only one person? Okay. What does it mean?

Student: Oh… I thought it was what I’m doing now.

Professor: Um. What are you doing now?

*Holds up a half eaten muffin, previously hidden by the table*

See I told you. haha Hold on guys. We’re almost to summer.

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